Thursday, March 27, 2003

Rumsfeld Adviser Perle Resigns Post

Will devote more time to arranging comb-over.
Richard Perle has resigned as the chairman of the Defense Policy Board, a group that advises the secretary of defense on various issues.
Perle said that he needed to spend more time on his comb-over.
"The older I get, the harder it is to cover the top of my head with the hair on the sides," he said in a statement. "It was a difficult decision, but this is something I just need to do."
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld accepted the resignation and expressed his admiration for Perle. "I'm sorry to see him go, but I know how much he believes in what he's doing and I'm sure he'll continue to be successful," Rumsfeld said.

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